If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. Steve Irwin (via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
Taco Bell reigns supreme.